The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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