OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I bet he comes in French.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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