In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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