have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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