can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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