That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We left the knife in your bed.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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