Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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