I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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