Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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