Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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