I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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