we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
is wine microwaveable?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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