I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
handjob tips. give me some.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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