you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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