this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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