guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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