Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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