I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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