The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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