you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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