I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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