So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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