my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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