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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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