your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize