i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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