New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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