Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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