did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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