I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he fucked my hip out of place.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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