SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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