when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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