Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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