how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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