his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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