He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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