Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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