Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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