this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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