it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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