Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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