i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
should my penis look like a turkey
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize