i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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