I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We don't watch enough power rangers
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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