i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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