She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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