I feel great
I just peed on a car
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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