phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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