We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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