Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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